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AAMOF
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as a matter of fact
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ADN
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any day now
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AFAIC
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as far as I'm concerned
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AFAICS
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as far as I can see
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AFAICT
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as far as I can tell
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AFAIK
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as far as I know
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AFAIR
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as far as I remember
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AFK
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away from keyboard
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AISB
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as I said before
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AISI
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as I see it
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AIUI
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as I understand it
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AKA
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also known as
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ANFAWFOS
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and now for a word from our sponsor
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ANFSCD
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And now for something completely different...
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ASAP
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as soon as possible
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ATLA
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another three letter acronym
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AWGTHTGTATA
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Are we going to have to go through all this again?
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AWGTHTGTTA
|
Are we going to have to go through this again?
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AYOR
|
at your own risc
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BAK
|
back at keyboard
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BBL
|
be back later
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BBS
|
be back soon
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BCNU
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be seeing you
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BF
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boyfriend
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BFN
|
bye for now
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BOT
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back on topic
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BRB
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be right back
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BSF
|
but seriously folks
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BST
|
but seriously though
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BTAIM
|
be that as it may
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BTDT
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been there done that
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BTHOM
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Beats the hell outta me!
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BTSOOM
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Beats the shit out of me!
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BTW
|
by the way
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BTWBO
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Be there with bells on.
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CMIIW
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Correct me if I'm wrong.
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COTFLGOHAHA
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Crawling on the floor laughing guts out and having a heart attack.
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CU
|
See you.
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CUA
|
commonly used acronym
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CUL
|
See you later.
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CUL8R
|
See you later.
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CWYL
|
Chat with you later.
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CYA
|
Cover your ass.
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D&C
|
Duck and cover.
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DILLIGAD
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Do I look like I give a darn?!
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DILLIGAF
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Do I look like I give a fuck!
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DNPM
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darn near pissed myself
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DUCWIC
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Do you see what I see?
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DWISNWID
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Do what I say not what I do.
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DYHWIH
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Do you hear what I hear?
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DYJHIW
|
Don't You just hate it when...
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E2EG
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ear to ear grin
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EOD
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end of discussion
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EOF
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end of file
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EOS
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end of show
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ESAD
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Eat shit and die!
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ESAL
|
Eat shit and live!
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ETLA
|
extended three letter acronym
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FAAK
|
falling asleep at keyboard
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FAFWOA
|
for a friend without access (Blush-blush really dumb question coming
up)
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FIFO
|
first in first out
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FITB
|
Fill in the blank.
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FOAD
|
Fuck off and die.
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FOAF
|
friend of a friend
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FOAFOAG
|
father of a friend of a girlfriend
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FOAG
|
father of a girlfriend
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FOC
|
free of charge
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FTASB
|
faster than a speeding bullet
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FTL
|
faster than light
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FU
|
fucked up
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FUBAR
|
fucked up beyond all recognition
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FUBB
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fouled up beyond belief
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FUD
|
(spreading) fear, uncertainty, and disinformation
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FWIW
|
for what it's worth
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FYA
|
for Your amusement
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FYE
|
for Your entertainment
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FYI
|
for your information
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GA
|
go ahead
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GAFIA
|
get away from it all
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GAL
|
get a life
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GF
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girlfriend
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GFAK
|
go fly a kite
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GGN
|
gotta go now
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GIGO
|
garbage in, garbage out
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GIWIST
|
Gee, I wish I'd said that.
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GR&D
|
grinning, running & ducking
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GMTA
|
great minds think alike
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GTFOOMF
|
Get the fuck out of my face.
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HAK
|
hugs and kisses
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HAND
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have a nice day
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HLOL
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hysterically laughing out loud
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HLOLARAWCHAWMP
|
hysterically laughing out loud and rolling around while clapping hands
and wetting my pants
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HOMPR
|
Hang on, mobile phone's ringing.
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HTH
|
hope this helps
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HWS(PEST)
|
husband wants sex (please excuse slow typing)
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IAC
|
in any case
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IAE
|
in any event
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IANAL
|
I am not a lawyer (also IANAxxx, such as IANACPA)
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IANALBIPOOTV
|
I am not a lawyer, but I play one on TV
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IARTPFWTSIOWIM
|
I am repeating this parrot-fashion with out the slightest idea of what
it means.
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IBC
|
inadequate, but cute
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IBTD
|
I beg to differ.
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IDGAD
|
I don't give a damn.
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IDGAS
|
I don't give a shit.
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IDK
|
I don't know
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IRL
|
in real life
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IIRC
|
If I recall correctly
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IITYWIMWYBMAD
|
If I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink?
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IITYWTMWYKM
|
If I tell you what this means will you kiss me?
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IIWM
|
if it were me (mine)
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ILIWTPCT
|
I love it when the plan comes together
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ILSHIBAMF
|
I laughed so hard I broke all my furniture!
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ILSHIBATF
|
I laughed so hard I broke all the furniture.
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IMBO
|
in my biased opinion
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IMCAO
|
in my completely arrogant opinion (Use for attracting flames!)
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IMCO
|
in my considered opinion
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IME
|
in my experience
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IMHO
|
in my humble opinion
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IMNSHO
|
in my not so humble opinion
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IMO
|
in my opinion
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INPO
|
in no particular order
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IOW
|
in other words
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ISTM
|
it seems to me
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ISTR
|
I seem to recall
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ITA
|
I totally agree
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IYSWIM
|
If You see what I mean.
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JAM
|
Just a minute.
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KISS
|
keep it simple, stupid
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LIFO
|
last in first out
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LLTA
|
Lots and lots of thunderous applause!
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LMFAO
|
Laughing my fucking ass off.
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LOL
|
lots of luckorlaughing out loud
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LSHMSH
|
laughing so hard my side hurts
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LTIP
|
laughing till I puke
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MFG
|
more friendly garbage
|
MFTL
|
my favorite toy language
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MHOTY
|
my hat's off to you
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MMIF
|
my mouth is full
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MTFBWY
|
May the force be with you!
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MYOB
|
Mind your own business!
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NALOPKT
|
Not a lot of people know that.
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NBD
|
no big deal
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NFI
|
no friggin' idea
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NFW
|
no fucking way
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NIMBY
|
not in my back yard
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NRN
|
no reply necessary
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NTL
|
nevertheless
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NTTAWWT
|
not that there's anything wrong with that
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OAO
|
over and out
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OATUS
|
on a totally unrelated subject
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OAUS
|
on an unrelated subject
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OBTW
|
oh, by the way
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OIC
|
Oh, I see!
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ONNA
|
Oh no, not again!
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ONNTA
|
Oh no, not this again!
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OOTB
|
out of the box (brand new)
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OOTC
|
obligatory on-topic comment
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OTC
|
Over the counter
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OTOH
|
on the other hand
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OTOOH
|
on the other other hand
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OTT
|
over the top
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OTTH
|
on the third hand
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OTTOMH
|
off the top of my head
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OTTOMHAROOB
|
off the top of my head and rolling out of bounds
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OTW
|
on the whole
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OWTTE
|
or words to that effect
|
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PD
|
public domain
|
PITA
|
pain in the ass
|
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PMFJI
|
pardon me for jumping in
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PMIGBOM
|
Put mind in gear, before opening mouth!
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PMYMHMMFSWGAD
|
Pardon me, you must have mistaken me for some one who gives a damn
|
POV
|
point of view
|
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RAEBNC
|
Read and enjoyed, but no comment.
|
ROTBA
|
reality on the blink again
|
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ROTFFNAR
|
rolling on the floor for no apparent reason
|
ROTFL
|
rolling on the floor laughing (also, ROFL)
|
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ROTFLAHMS
|
... and holding my sides
|
ROTFLASTC
|
... and scaring the cat
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ROTFLBTC
|
... biting the carpet
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ROTFLBTCACTC
|
... ... and scaring the cat
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ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO
|
... ... ... if I had one
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ROTFLBTCDICAJTTWAD
BSIHPWTRHITSBKABAYB
|
... ... dancing in circles and jumping through the window almost
dieing by smashing into HP who's then running horrified into the street
beeing killed accidentally by a yellow bulldozer
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ROTFLBTCUTS
|
... ... unable to stop
|
ROTFLGO
|
... guts out
|
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ROTFLMAO
|
... my ass off
|
ROTFLOL
|
... out loud
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ROTFLOLVH
|
... out loud very hard
|
ROTFTPOF
|
... trying to put out flames
|
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ROTFLSTC
|
... scaring the cat
|
ROTFWTIME
|
rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes
|
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RSN
|
real soon now (which may be a long time coming)
|
RTFAQ
|
read the FAQ
|
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RTFI
|
read the fucking instructions
|
RTFM
|
read the fucking manual
|
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RTFMA
|
read the fucking manual, again
|
RTFMS
|
Read the fucking manual, sir! (from the military)
|
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RUOK
|
Are You OK?
|
SBCN
|
Sitting behind the computer naked.
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SCNR
|
Sorry, couldn`t resist.
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SHM
|
Shit happens, mate.
|
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SICS
|
sitting in chair snickering
|
SIMCA
|
sitting in my chair amused (for something not quite as funny as to
deserve ROTFL)
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SITD
|
still in the dark
|
SMOP
|
small matter of programming
|
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SNAFU
|
situation normal, all fucked up
|
SNR
|
signal to noise ratio
|
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SO
|
significant other
|
SOI
|
stunk on ice
|
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TAFN
|
that's all for now
|
TANJ
|
there ain't no justice
|
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TANSTAAFL
|
there ain't no such thing as a free lunch
|
TARFU
|
things are really fouled up
|
|
TGAL
|
think globally, act locally
|
TIA
|
thanks in advance
|
|
TIC
|
tongue in cheek
|
TINALO
|
this is not a legal opinion
|
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TINAR
|
this is not a recommendation
|
TINWIS
|
that is not what I said
|
|
TLA
|
three-letter acronym (such as this)
|
TMTOWTDI
|
there's more than one way to do it
|
|
TNOTVS
|
theres nothing on TV so,....
|
TNX
|
thanks
|
|
TPS(S)
|
this program sucks (severely)
|
TPTB
|
the powers that be
|
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TRDMC
|
tears running down my cheeks
|
TSOHF
|
total sense of humor failure
|
|
TTBOMK
|
to the best of my knowledge
|
TTFN
|
ta ta for now
|
|
TTYL
|
talk to you later
|
TTYRS
|
talk to you real soon
|
|
TUFD
|
the user file died
|
TVM
|
thanks very much
|
|
TYCLO
|
Turn your CAPS LOCK off. (Quit shouting.)
|
TYVM
|
thank you very much
|
|
UBD
|
user brain damage
|
UPGS
|
unfinished project guilt syndrome
|
|
UTC
|
under the counter
|
UTT
|
under the table
|
|
VETLA
|
very enhanced TLA
|
VR
|
virtual reality
|
|
WAB?
|
What another bill?
|
WAG
|
wild ass guess
|
|
WDYMBT
|
What do you mean by that?
|
WGAS
|
Who gives a shit?
|
|
WIBAMU
|
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
|
WIBNI
|
would it be nice if
|
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WMMOWS
|
Wash my mouth out with soap!
|
WNOHGB
|
where no one has gone before
|
|
WRT
|
with regard to
|
WT
|
without thinking
|
|
WTF
|
what the fuck
|
WTFDYTYA
|
Who the fuck do you think you are?
|
|
WTFWT
|
What the fuck was that?
|
WTH
|
what the hell
|
|
WTTM
|
without thinking too much
|
WWS
|
wife wants sex
|
|
WYLABOCTGWTR
|
Would you like a bowl of cream to go with that remark?
|
WYLASOMWTC
|
Would you like a saucer of milk with that comment?
|
|
WYTYSYDG
|
What you thought you saw, you didn't get.
|
YAOTM
|
yet another off-topic message
|
|
YHGASP
|
You have got a serious problem
|
YMMV
|
Your mileage may vary
|
|
YSS
|
You suck severely
|
YWSYLS
|
You win some, you lose some
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